“Such wonderful therapy for erectile dysfunction: get drunk, get a good night's sleep, and wake up with a naked, horny, beautiful young man in your bed. He could sell the method on public access television; he'd make millions.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Now, I'm not stupid, but when you see that your ticket to college is either football or your brains, and football is so much… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY STUPID ENOUGH!"… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“...A certain amount of clutter is expected. Hell, you find it everywhere. Cyphers on cereal boxes, fractals in sidewalk cracks, dead cats who don't… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he wasn't ever… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude,… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“There are some things which, by the very act of existing, negate the possibility of a benevolent God. Genocide. Child molesters. Snow boots with… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“The most difficult part of communicating with ghosts was really just getting their attention and letting them know that, yes, he was someone they… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth and looked… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I could make… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Outside the train, the world went by, and somewhere above him in the sky, a plane flew away, and objects in motion would stay… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Will leaned forward and gave her his warmest smile, the kind that could charm the scales off a fish.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
