Bed Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

Mike is the craziest person. He's scattered; he's all over the place. When you hold him down and tell him, 'This is what you're…

— Ad-Rock

“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he wasn't ever…

— shukyou

The real Mike is somebody who is a positive person, a generous person. A loyal person. Somebody that's gonna help you if you call…

— Michael Sorrentino

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

— Pauly D

“I shook off my numbness. I opened the door and went into the other bedroom. Two little figures stood on the bed. One had…

— Benedict Freedman

But Mike was like a Bjork song-all happy and giddy and fun on the surface, but bubbling with turmoil and pain underneath.

— Sara Shepard

Of course, Mike and I debate and argue - we used to play Ping-Pong to settle arguments. But then Mike got really good.

— Bryan Konietzko

How is snookie take it with Mike ?

— Snooki

“The banging at the door was his excuse to turn away—some people had their coats in there—and while he stood with his back to…

— Alice McDermott

I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey. He's like, 'If…

— Queen Latifah

Mike, Mike Jackson, nigga I'm Bad. Rat-tat-tat-tat, tatted up on my back.

— Tyga

“I picked up the phone and dialed up John on his cell. One ring, and then- "I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK…

— David Wong