Quote by Pauly D Download Open image “Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.” — Pauly D ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Mike is the craziest person. He's scattered; he's all over the place. When you hold him down and tell him, 'This is what you're… — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
“Mike’s brain was hardwired directly into his genitals and most higher functions appeared to have switched themselves off. In other words, he was just… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“…when you talk about Mike, you look like a woman who’s talkin’ about a guy she likes. You talk about Cal, you look like… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
When I hear people comparing Mike's [Jordan] work to Denzel [Washington] I think it's amazing.. Because Denzel is such an amazing, textured actor. And… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
Some logics get nervous breakdowns. Overloaded phone system behaves like frightened child. Mike did not have upsets, acquired sense of humor instead. Low one.… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Look, I’m not saying I look like a catfish or anything, but have you fucking seen him? He’s the kind of guy who makes… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
I don't think we could have given a more honest version of ourselves to the world than we did for ["This Is Mike Stud"]. — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he wasn't ever… — shukyou Copy Share Image
The real Mike is somebody who is a positive person, a generous person. A loyal person. Somebody that's gonna help you if you call… — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
If somebody comes up and they're African American as Mike is, and they're extremely talented as Mike is, they say, "Oh, yeah, he's the… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really… — Pauly D Copy Share Image