Hair Quotes by Pauly D

8 Hair quotes by Pauly D

Pauly D’s eight observations bring his party‑ready energy to the topic of hair, turning a simple detail into a fun, relatable moment.

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Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

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My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin'…

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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

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My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof.…

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Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

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I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

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I look back at my elementary or high school pictures and I always had gel in my hair and a gold chain…

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There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

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It's T-Shirt time.

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Shut The Fuck Up.

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Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

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If she still has coloring books, She's to young for you Bro!

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Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really…

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You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

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OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

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