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Oompa Loompa Quote by Rhys Ford

“Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers. That's pretty much what dinner's like at our house, Kane acknowledged. Like a game of whack-a-mole.” quote by Rhys Ford — Download Open image

““Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers. That's pretty much what dinner's like at our house, Kane acknowledged. Like a game of whack-a-mole.””

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