Marriage Quote by Bill Engvall
“Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?',and I said 'Exactly!'”
About This Quote
Source Comedy routine: "Here's Your Sign", 2005
Blames humor on a fictional captain, turning mishap into joke.
In simple terms: Excuses become comedy.
Key Takeaway
Use humor to deflect blame.
Themes
humor
accountability
storytelling
Mood
lighthearted
playful
Type
comedic
observational
When to use this quote
- social gatherings
- stand‑up
- conflict resolution
Key Concepts
comedy
social dynamics
Questions to Reflect On
- When is humor a shield?
- How to own mistakes gracefully?
A Different Perspective
Avoiding responsibility can erode trust.
![“I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my career], because so many things are on the road. I just don't want to be away from my husband, my dogs and my home. I don't sing that much any more because that also takes you on the road.” quote by Jane Powell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/07c/jane-powell-36243_away_i-don-t-like-being-away-from-home-that-s_278.jpg)
