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“It was at that moment Mike's voice -- "I found Elvis!" -- rang through the house. It was our code for 'I have discovered something so inexplicably weird that it cannot be described and you must come see it for yourself'. If ever we actually did find Elvis, I figured, we'd have to think of…” quote by shukyou — Download Open image

““It was at that moment Mike's voice -- "I found Elvis!" -- rang through the house. It was our code for 'I have discovered something so inexplicably weird that it cannot be described and you must come see it for yourself'. If ever we actually did find Elvis, I figured, we'd have to think of something else.””

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