Getting laid Quote by Bella Jeanisse Download Open image ““You’re getting laid way too much this trip.” Chico Rivera”” — Bella Jeanisse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Getting laid
“Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at the latter.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“Its 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.....hit it...” — John A. Saunders Copy Share Image
“Anyway. Give me your ten.” “I’ve had sex with more than ten women in one week.” Cancun. Spring Break 2004. Mexico is awesome. “Uck.… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Go down on you? Are you kidding me? In two years, you can count the times on one hand?” Lucas looked appalled. “He had… — Melanie Harlow Copy Share Image
“Going out? Are you going out? He's not going out? What do you mean he's not going out? Are you out here because you're… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“I’ve been strong and responsible for too many people for too long. This girl needs a vacation, so I’m taking one right now. I’m… — Renee Ericson Copy Share Image
“He got that little smirk again. “Plane tickets to Chicago for those three days you have off next week.” My eyes bugged out of… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
“If I’m going down, I’m going down with lipstick on.” ~Maggie Mae Castro” — Beth Yarnall Copy Share Image
“I stand. "I'm not going to San Diego." I zap him with a don't-mess-with-me look. "I have plans for spring break, important plans, plans… — Barrie Summy Copy Share Image
“How in the world did I ever find you?” Mackenzie Winters “Math class.” Brandon Knight” — Bella Jeanisse Copy Share Image
“I got plans for you, and they all involve my cock.” Jake Thompson” — Bella Jeanisse Copy Share Image
“I like fucking you on this bus, It’s challenging.” Brandon Knight” — Bella Jeanisse Copy Share Image
I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren't trying… — David Geffen Copy Share Image
T's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all… — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
What’s wrong?” asked Seth, seeing my frown. “That new drummer. Alec. He hit on me earlier, and now he’s moving in on Casey. I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Eve stood back and surveyed the scene. Primo was an incomplete kind of handsome. If his father had put in three more thrusts, Primo… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
I've always found that word [“hipster”] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
“Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end it's about enriching the lives of those… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Where’s the bride-to-be?” Beckett held his arms open for Kyle and gave her a gentle hug. “Good on you, Fairy Princess, making an honest… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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