I'm concerned my workouts have become tailored more to not dying than to getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They make sense in a superficial way, and they've been tossed around so much that they are almost a received wisdom. Spouses… — Wendy Plump Copy Share Image
Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
Moment of silence for all the guys who thought they were getting laid on finals week. She wants the A way more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.” — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“With a regrettable sigh he shook his head. "I'm sorry, but this isn't going to work out." "What the hell are you… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her. — David Crosby Copy Share Image
“The male author unthinkingly creates a world in which every single member of society is male except—hey presto!—when the protagonist feels like… — Howard Mittelmark Copy Share Image
“Why Superbad Worked Superbad worked because Seth and Evan wrote about exactly what they were experiencing at the time. Evan explains, “At… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
“He kept messing with her, trying to get her to sleep with him, but Eve had yet to do anything but tease… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The feelings that we equate with love-feeling sick, feeling insecure, not eating-that's just lust getting in the way. It's your ego saying,… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
“The male frog, in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Most people get into bands for three very simple rock and roll reasons: to get laid, to get fame, and to get… — Bob Geldof Copy Share Image
Dear guy on the dance floor 'Raising the roof,' you're not raising your chances of getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACT: If you clip your cell phone to your belt, your chances of getting laid decreases by 97%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
