Getting laid Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

When I wasn't working, I had a chance ta go back to New York and appear in the show 'Sally.' I carried the contract…

— Vera-Ellen

I always tell actors, "Don't think of it as unemployment when you don't have a job. You have to think of it as being…

— Virginia Madsen

I kept thinking that with all those first jobs, "This is the beginning of something!" And then nothing would happen. That's the real Hollywood.

— Tim Matheson

I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't stay too long. I would get out at the top of my career and not…

— Ted DiBiase Sr

I think I came along at an opportune time. I don't know if that would happen anymore, because the whole way of doing business…

— Sylvester Stallone

I had to think ahead. How much would I really enjoy committing five or seven years to working on this? When you're an unemployed…

— Gerald McRaney

I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And…

— Ellen DeGeneres

The reason I am unemployed for six months out of every year is because I have to turn down most of the films I'm…

— Rufus Sewell

If I heard somebody else say, 'I worked on a movie for five years', I'd be like, 'What? How could it take that long?…

— Spike Jonze

In my ideal world there would be 99% unemployment for actors, and I would be the 1% that's employed. I hear about somebody getting…

— Hamish Linklater

I felt reluctant accepting the very lucrative and easy life Hollywood had offered me. All of it planted a seed: If I could do…

— Sterling Hayden

Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.

— Chuck Palahniuk