“So those are your roommates, eh? What're the odds of having three gay-or-at-least-bi guys in one house, do you think?" "Who knows.… — Heidi Belleau Copy Share Image
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it’s about enriching the lives of those… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're… — Linda Fiorentino Copy Share Image
“Eventually, I spent so much time in the friend zone that I grew to think of it as some kind of magical… — Dylan Garity Copy Share Image
“Now I see why you have no trouble getting laid," she said softly. Tru swallowed. "You didn't before?" "No. You're kind of… — Ellen Conner Copy Share Image
Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If in large part we were concerned only with making it through another day without getting laid off, there was a smaller… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud! — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You stand there all tan and glowing and wonder why I use Voice on you?” he bellowed. “Where the hell do you… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“One of us needs to get laid." "Just one of us?" "What are the odds of both of us getting laid?” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I never try to make a major fashion statement but I want to be the friend in a woman's closet. I make… — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
It's funny to see my friends going through that middle-age thing about losing their hair. I went through it in college. They… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
Boys are rarely told that their virginity is a gift, or indeed that their sexuality is about “giving” something to another person… — Emily Maguire Copy Share Image
The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable.… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
