I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid.… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid,… — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep.… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I've made good money in real estate, and for some reason, this hurts Stephen's feelings. He's not a churchman,… — Wells Tower Copy Share Image
for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now. — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
I am not inspired by helping you find Chinese food at 2am in Dallas, or swipe right to get laid. I want… — Nancy Lublin Copy Share Image
I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Conservatives have to stop complaining about Hollywood values. It's Oscar time again, which means two things: (1) I've got to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The male frog in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Wearing red increases the chances of you getting laid during the holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there like a heretical, anorexic midget.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think it's much more interesting when people say, "I love being famous. I love the attention and getting laid and having… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style, or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid! — Vanessa Copy Share Image
“That’s not making love; it’s getting laid. There’s a world of difference between the two. Settling for less is cheating yourself.” He… — Kat Attalla Copy Share Image
“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
