Closet Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My closet’s so full of memories and fearful homosexuals that I have nowhere to hang my clothes. Well, that and I don’t know how…

— Jarod Kintz

“Some people look like they were born on a clothes hanger. Not me. I look more like I was born in a dryer.”

— Sheila Turnage

“My clothes are native to the rug in the center of the room, which my mother has lovingly deemed the hamper.”

— Addison Moore

“I lay in the middle of an orgy-sized bed without the orgy, or anybody for company except a butterfly flirting with the sheers over…

— Karen Chance

“As a child, I get new clothes so rarely that when I do, I put off wearing them. It then happens that when the…

— Weike Wang

“It happened to some people, that obsession with throwing their clothes off at an age when it would be best to keep them on.”

— Philip Hensher

“During the first break-in I grabbed a load of hangers and thought, 'Magic' , I’ll be able to sell this stuff down the pub.…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.”

— Bauvard

“Soon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our mothers by…

— Fanny Merkin

“ I was at the mall last night, walking around by myself, trying not to spend money, trying not to think about a delicious…

— Rainbow Rowell

“The curve of my waist in a tight fitting summer dress can really make me new friends.”

— Sara Sheridan

“I put my clothing into the refrigerator and the foods into my wardrobe; am I in love?”

— Munia Khan