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“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.” quote by Bauvard — Download Open image

““Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.””

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