Asks Quote by Steve Garvey

The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud as he…

— Ken Kesey

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

— Rick Riordan

“Go stick your head in the toilet and flush twice,”

— Dean Koontz

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“Now, the scene you just saw," I began, pointing to the stage. "Was about you and T.C.," he concluded, nodding like he already knew.…

— Steve Kluger

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.

— Rick Riordan

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“Like when the counselor delved into your habits of using a public toilet, such as do you flush with your foot and use your…

— Charles Frazier

“You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go back and…

— Justin Halpern

“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any…

— Justin Halpern

“Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?” No-one in the class knew the answer, but someone yelled out, “that joke smells like…

— Kate Cullen