College Quote by Adam Thielen

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper

In my childhood, we had only one toilet. It was my dream then to have a good bathroom where you can have undisturbed bath.

— Tanikella Bharani

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.

— Mike Peters

Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here.

— Alexander Gordon Smith

There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.

— Taylor York

“No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.…

— T.R. Fehrenbach

I grew up on a street that's similar to the ones you used to see in Coronation Street on TV. We had an outside…

— John Virgo

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

— Sarah Dessen

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no…

— Rose George

It's easy to be a toilet in a world full of shit

— Deri Isaac

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton