Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“I did get a colonic, but I've decided not write about it at length. I didn't find it helpful or enlightening. I can tell…

— A.J. Jacobs

“This was a true pants-pooping moment.”

— Dinah Katt

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had…

— Allison Pang

“She draws her putrid grin so close I can smell her colon.”

— Jessica McHugh

“What I feared was the onset of incontinence was simply a mid-laugh crisis.”

— Venita Louise

“His bowels threatened to loosen as the grizzly that moments ago had been playfully bathing was now seething.”

— Ryan Seek

“I’d mistakenly shown myself to be the kind of guy (test subject) who stood out in her garden wondering about her underwear.”

— Graham Parke

“The bastard had made my underwear disappear.”

— R.K. Lilley

“I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been…

— Joan Bauer

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“What are you staring at? You saw me in my underwear just a few hours ago.” He made a choked sound and smiled—his characteristic…

— Noelle Adams

“She was dressed like she wanted people to look at her. Or maybe like she didn't get what a mess she was.”

— Rainbow Rowell