Poop if life.. So live it to the fullest.. & don't forget the toilet paper! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the… — Pink Copy Share Image
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey Copy Share Image
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
Fun fact: Poop is the only word in the English language that can have its last letter removed and it still means… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it. — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Lol, I look like poop. But anyway, the girl next to me is my ex-gf denna. Behind denna is gabe, and behind… — Hailey Kohl Copy Share Image
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got… — Anthony Griffin Copy Share Image
Aside from battles, the history of nations seemed to consist of nothing but powerless old poops like myself, heavily medicated and vaguely… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at… — Rose George Copy Share Image
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand,… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
“First-worlders have the luxury of not having to think about waste elimination very much. But for a third-worlder, poop is a big… — Euny Hong Copy Share Image
You're looking, moment by moment and scene by scene, how you can tell the most interesting story. So, we had this great… — John August Copy Share Image
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop.… — Martha Plimpton Copy Share Image
I want to make sure to fix these obvious things - like keeping the box CLEAN! Another thing that might affect this… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well,… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!] — Mo Johnston Copy Share Image
One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop. — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
“The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets.” — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“Whilst it may be our species greatest achievement, responsible for every technological advance we have or ever will make, science is also… — Katie McKissick Copy Share Image
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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