Baby Quote by Mo Johnston

A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.

— Maurice Johnstone

“You eat babies”

— John Marston

“On the topic of babies: "I know which end you feed.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“Darn kids! That’s it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time!”

— K.M. Shea

“The baby has become sentient. When we walk, she screams across the street at other babies, baby expletives, we think. Something along the lines…

— Weike Wang

All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does!

— Rachel Zoe

“I wonder what my baby is thinking at this moment," he called, rubbing his stomach with his hands. What I was thinking about was…

— Wally Lamb

Everything changes when you have a baby, You forget the petty stuff and see what's important. Everything is amazing!

— Kourtney Kardashian

“Are you also morally opposed to being friends? Does that mysteriously lead to immediate babies, too?”

— Kiersten White

“Petulant child, party of one.”

— Celia Kyle

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

— Mark Twain

“..a new baby is not uninterrupted bliss. It's joy mixed with terror, fatigue, depression, intense feelings of helplessness, loneliness and inadequacy. And poop.”

— Carolyn Hax