Quote by Snooki Download Open image “When I get excited I want to poop” — Snooki ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Throughout the day I suddenly get bursts of excitement about not very much at all, like those things in public toilets that puff out… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are excited and you want to do something, you don't really care how your body is. You look past that and just… — Ivan Toney Copy Share Image
I have to be excited, I have to have an adrenaline rush about doing something, or it bores me, I feel trapped. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child. — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its… — Snooki Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it. — Snooki Copy Share Image
