Quote by Snooki Download Open image “I feel your weiner!” — Snooki ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest… — Leopold Butters Scotch Copy Share Image
I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think I feel most sexy when I have a matching lingerie set underneath what I'm wearing. I know what's going on and no… — Italia Ricci Copy Share Image
I feel more comfortable with myself now. I don't know if I feel sexier. I feel more whole. — Teri Hatcher Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its… — Snooki Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it. — Snooki Copy Share Image
