Weiner Poop Quote by Leopold Butters Scotch

“You are all made of real poop.”

— Anne Frank

“The more you eat, the more you will poo.”

— Kreeble

“Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little. "Obviously, he was trying…

— Katie MacAlister

“you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.”

— Wavy Gravy

“I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!”

— Louise Rennison

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“The foundation of human health is poop!”

— Steven Magee

“The best poops clean wipe!”

— Steven Magee

“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I…

— David Sedaris

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks