Humor Quote by Anonymous Download Open image ““Life is nothin but poop, so eat lots of beans… And prunes”” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beans Prunes Humor Life Nothin Poop Poop Poop Eat Prunes
“If life deals you prunes, make pastries! They are surprisingly delicious, but most won't even take the time to learn this.” — Miriam L. Jacobs Copy Share Image
“Life is a stew, and pot is poop.If someone stirred even a teeny-bit of poop in the stew, would you really want to eat… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“My momma always told me to eat my vegetables. That's why I make the most of beans. Coffee beans that is.” — Sotero M Lopez II Copy Share Image
“Cook things, eat them with other people. If you can tire your own bones while growing the beans, so much the better for you.” — Kristin Kimball Copy Share Image
“Living in the edge - that's what I feel like when I don't know what my bowels are going to do next.” — Jane Wilson-Howarth Copy Share Image
“But what so different of eating plants? Everything has it's life. If you are so pure, why not just stop eating? So you can… — Xiaolu Guo Copy Share Image
“It was as if a room full of monkeys had been fed prunes and let loose. I” — Jamie McFarlane Copy Share Image
“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!” — Jim Lawrence Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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