Aliens Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it…

— Jerry Seinfeld

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

— Anonymous

“To a space alien or a German Shepherd dog, the two humans would be indistinguishable, just as attractive and unattractive space aliens and German…

— David Eagleman

Dogs are the magicians of the universe.

— Clarissa Pinkola Estes

We have met the Alien and it is us.

— Judith Merril

Some aliens are disguised as humans.

— Jordan Poole

But, I do think, on a very simplistic level, that we can project onto dogs because they are so innocent. They don't come with…

— Kevin Kline

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask…

— Anthony Griffin

To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.

— R. Buckminster Fuller

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

— Jonah Goldberg

In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not…

— Maurice Maeterlinck

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

— Rita Rudner