Julie Bowen

I think it's pretty common for people to get excited when they meet somebody that they know from the media.

— Julie Bowen

I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

— Julie Bowen

I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them."…

— Julie Bowen

I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.

— Julie Bowen

I take the kids skiing every year, and my husband doesn't always go. The way I grew up, that's very normal. My…

— Julie Bowen

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

— Julie Bowen

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant.

— Julie Bowen

I'm not in shape.

— Julie Bowen

I really like putting the kids to bed. Everyone is cozy and snuggly. Nobody is giving anyone a hard time, and everybody…

— Julie Bowen

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

— Julie Bowen

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

— Julie Bowen

I'm less comfortable in stilettos than I am in running shoes.

— Julie Bowen

People are so easily impressed by running, but I run pretty frequently.

— Julie Bowen

I'm in total celebrity denial in general, but there's awareness that probably if somebody has met you, they might go and tell…

— Julie Bowen

We've had four or five casts in three years. There was a point when I thought the Department of Children and Family…

— Julie Bowen

I frequently do drive carpool in the clothes I slept in, because it's impossible to get three children out the door with…

— Julie Bowen

We make them [kids] earn the stuff they want. They're not going to play with their iPad today unless they do their…

— Julie Bowen

People always tell me I have a lot of guy energy.

— Julie Bowen

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

— Julie Bowen

Women in Hollywood are tiny, but women in soap operas are the tiniest people alive!

— Julie Bowen

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me.

— Julie Bowen

Television is where the best work for women is right now. I would love to do more movies, but the reality is…

— Julie Bowen

My parents had an old-fashioned ideal of college, that four years at a liberal arts college should be a liberal arts education.

— Julie Bowen

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

— Julie Bowen

We can't have iPads until after 7 p.m. Otherwise the entire day is, "iPad time? What about now?" It makes me crazy.…

— Julie Bowen