Children Quote by Julie Bowen Download Open image “Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.” — Julie Bowen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children Crazy House People Small people
If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Children are a house's enemy. They don't mean to be - they just can't help it. It's their enthusiasm, their energy, their naturally destructive… — Delia Ephron Copy Share Image
I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy. — Ian Anderson Copy Share Image
I see a lot of my children. They're around the house all the time on the farm, you know. — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
I was never much of a kid person. I mean, I thought they were cute to look at, but I didn't want them in… — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
children are simply human beings who are allowed to do what everyone else really desires to do, as for instance, to fly kites, or… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Our kids are super outgoing and energetic, and they definitely don't stay in the house at all. — Eric Weddle Copy Share Image
I think it's pretty common for people to get excited when they meet somebody that they know from the media. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." It made… — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I take the kids skiing every year, and my husband doesn't always go. The way I grew up, that's very normal. My mom would… — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I really like putting the kids to bed. Everyone is cozy and snuggly. Nobody is giving anyone a hard time, and everybody reads. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If the audience likes your work, if they like you, they don't think whether you are married or have children or not. I made… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
It doesnt seem to me strange that children should like the macabre, the sensational, and the forbidden. — Anthony Hecht Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
