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“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell

“Do those Guests really cover themselves in honey and run naked into the bear enclosure?” “Oh yes.” Kay grinned. “The bears are well-compensated for…

— Cat Amesbury

“I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear’s dick, I’m so full of cute right now.”

— Jaden Wilkes

“he has no more manners than a bear,”

— Frances Burney

“Bears know their mates. We live for them and don’t ever want them away from us. That’s the animal in me. The man loves…

— Milly Taiden

“Everything I've done today could have been done by a bear. The long seasoned sleep. The lumbering out of bed. Tearing at a hard…

— Bill Callahan

“it smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.”

— Adam Rex

“Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)”

— Erin McCarthy

“She felt ridiculous standing in the middle of the woods hugging a roll of toilet paper to her chest. And oh so vulnerable, too.…

— Diane Alberts

“There are no bears on the island.” “Really, are you sure because I was hiking with my Dad and I’m sure I saw one?…

— Tracy Brogan

“I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.”

— Kirsty McKay

“Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.”

— Gillibran Brown