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“There are no bears on the island.” “Really, are you sure because I was hiking with my Dad and I’m sure I saw one?…

— Tracy Brogan

“But I really do need to clean up. Are bears attracted to the smell of sex? Am I like, a big glazed doughnut to…

— A.E. Wasp

“I can’t wait until we go to dinner. I’ve heard Bear gets loaded on wine and cries, and then the whole thing dissolves into…

— T.J. Klune

“The bear, I decided, had got to become mine. The dogs and my other animals would soon get used to it and together we…

— Gerald Durrell

“Everything I've done today could have been done by a bear. The long seasoned sleep. The lumbering out of bed. Tearing at a hard…

— Bill Callahan

“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.”

— Bill Bryson

“Being a bear brings us more freedom." He tilted his glass and swallowed its contents. "Sometimes I'd sooner stay a bear.”

— Vonnie Davis

“She felt ridiculous standing in the middle of the woods hugging a roll of toilet paper to her chest. And oh so vulnerable, too.…

— Diane Alberts

“The bear cage is empty?”

— Aesop Rock

“Wait till it’s my turn to tell the story! They’ll be like ‘Bear who?”

— T.J. Klune

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell

“Well, where I come from, there are lots of bears like me.”

— Erin Hunter