Appalachia Quote by Bill Bryson

“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die, of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. I…

— Bill Bryson

“I was especially riveted by an amateur photograph in Herrero’s book, taken late at night by a camper with a flash at a campground…

— Bill Bryson

“Bears are often vicious animals. I’m not too worried, however, since pretending to be dead is your best defense against them. It’s how I’ve…

— Logan Ryan Smith

“So hell, maybe we just killed the last grizzly in the world. I'd feel bad about that if it hadn't been an infected zombie…

— Mira Grant

“My particular dread--the vivid possibility that left me staring at tree shadows on the bedroom ceiling night after night--was having to lie in a…

— Bill Bryson

“It's good to be a bear and not take yourself so damn seriously.”

— Edmond Manning

“The bear cage is empty?”

— Aesop Rock

“No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do those Guests really cover themselves in honey and run naked into the bear enclosure?” “Oh yes.” Kay grinned. “The bears are well-compensated for…

— Cat Amesbury

“The bear, I decided, had got to become mine. The dogs and my other animals would soon get used to it and together we…

— Gerald Durrell

“In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.”

— Orson Scott Card

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell