Toilet paper Quote by Diane Alberts
““She felt ridiculous standing in the middle of the woods hugging a roll of toilet paper to her chest. And oh so vulnerable, too. What if a bear came at her? How would she protect herself? Throw a roll of toilet paper at it? Yeah. Because that would help. The mental image of her pelting a bear in the nose with a roll of Charmin made her snort.””
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