““She nodded, but looked off into the distance, keeping her weight on her uninjured ankle. "Uh...I have to go...you know...I have to go." He looked up at her, his brow furrowed. "Go where?" "Oh my god. Shoot me now," she said, fisting her hands. "I'm trying to-oh." His eyes lit up with comprehension. He dug around in the bag a little bit, and handed her a roll of toilet paper. "Here." She eyed his bag hopefully. "You got a toilet and shower in there, too, Eagle Scout?" He laughed. "I wish. It's not so bad, I promise." "Maybe not for you," she pointed out. "At least you get to stand. I have to squat with my bare butt hanging out with a white flag for all the forest creatures.””
