Contemporary-romance Quote by Erin McCarthy

“But I really do need to clean up. Are bears attracted to the smell of sex? Am I like, a big glazed doughnut to…

— A.E. Wasp

“Everything I've done today could have been done by a bear. The long seasoned sleep. The lumbering out of bed. Tearing at a hard…

— Bill Callahan

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell

“I hope you told him you'd rather cram your cock in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorroids than ever be in his…

— Suzanne Wright

“I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.”

— Kirsty McKay

“It's nice having a bear about the house.”

— Michael Bond

“There’s always a bear,”

— George R.R. Martin

“I am choosing the bear every time unless we can explicitly state that it is in a man's true nature to do the malicious…

— Niedria D. Kenny

“Now listen up, you Navy-loving son of a bitch! If my friend wants that bear, she’s gonna get that bear. And neither hell nor…

— Shelly Laurenston

“You enter the cave of the bear to become its master or its meat.”

— Kerry Cue

“I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear’s dick, I’m so full of cute right now.”

— Jaden Wilkes