Quote by A dog

“If you can't fuck it, eat it or use it for a weapon--kill it.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“don’t chew through anything that doesn’t have food in it, stay off my face, and don’t shit on my gear.”

— David Miller

“Face it; life's gonna chew you up and spit you out. If you're lucky you'll get stuck to the bottom of someone's shoe and…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“If something is eating at you, you gotta find a way to use it.”

— Speak

“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut eye...”

— Neil Gaiman

“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He’ll eat you alive, shit you out and then piss on his dump.”

— John Green

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“If you don't like it, Eat me.”

— Rae Murphy

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”

— Nicole Peeler

“If you are going to eat shit, don't nibble.”

— Ben Horowitz