Piss Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drug Test Ll Piss Piss Piss Cup Test Drink
“Then I’d go pee into a cup—or at least try to. Stupid drug tests! I’ve been taking them for nearly a decade now and… — Cat Marnell Copy Share Image
“PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HAVING A POT TO PISS IN?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If you come to me with a cup that is already full, how can you expect me to give you something to drink?” — Dave Hoover Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle… — Simon Dunn Copy Share Image
“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like piss.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Some people, unable to draw from the well of creativity, piss into it instead.~N.” — N. Onym Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm that, sometimes I'm this but the flow stay nastier than hallway piss. — Styles P Copy Share Image
I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence — Miguel Torres Copy Share Image
