Chicklit Quote by Stephanie McAfee Download Open image ““I didn’t get my nap today. Wouldn’t do for someone to piss me off.”” — Stephanie McAfee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chicklit Humor
“I take a nap. ... It doesn't help much, but then it doesn't do any harm.” — Pamela Ball Copy Share Image
“Some people, when desperate, retreat to pills or hard liquor. I nap.” — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“The speaker was so boring that he put me to sleep. But he didn’t stop talking, so I had to wake up and tell… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Thank God. Now maybe he'll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Listen to Mr. Complacency long enough and he'll convince you that what you really, really need is a nap.” — Alex and Brett Harris Copy Share Image
“I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!" Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area. "What's the… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don’t squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?” “If it’s absolutely necessary, yes.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“I have fallen in love with you, and there is no future for us. That you burst into my life suddenly only a short… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“I do not need to analyze my life, no way! Of course it’s not perfect, but it is at least satisfying! Yes, I am… — Sara Anzellotti Copy Share Image
“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to New York to become someone new.” — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“Today I will pursue Francesca. And she will run if she knows what’s good for her.” — J.L. Vallance Copy Share Image
“Tara moved into the kitchen and went still at the condition of it. "Formica countertops," she said as if she'd discovered asbestos.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.” — Heather Hill Copy Share Image
“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Why is it women have to bring all this angst into sex? We should be more like men. In. Out. Over. Next.” — Lara Rios Copy Share Image
“Love isn’t for the weak, it’s for those brave enough to risk it all.” — J.L. Vallance Copy Share Image
“It felt like I had a thousand packs of Strawberry Pop Rocks simultaneously detonating in my chest, and I dilated at least eight centimeters!” — Piper Faust Copy Share Image
