Blind date Quote by Stephanie McAfee Download Open image ““I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”” — Stephanie McAfee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blind date Chicklit Dating Humor
“I wish wearing flat-irons on our heads would keep us from growing up. But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats, - more's the… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.” — Jennifer Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit” — Ann Everett Copy Share Image
“Get around people who are trying to make a difference in the world. Iron sharpens iron.” — Mensah Oteh Copy Share Image
“When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“up in a salon that’s meant for men the same way a tampon’s meant for men.” — Nick Thacker Copy Share Image
“I sit on the damn iron seat when I must. Does that mean I don't have the same hungers as other men? A bit… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don't give a damn if you were the featured date du jour of the sultan of Brunei. Get it through your head: You're… — Cherry Adair Copy Share Image
“Half an hour afterwards Dick emerged from the inn, and if Fancy's lips had been real cherries, probably Dick's would have appeared deeply stained.” — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
“Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!" Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area. "What's the… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“I didn’t get my nap today. Wouldn’t do for someone to piss me off.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don’t squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?” “If it’s absolutely necessary, yes.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time,… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Once you start cooking, one thing leads to another. A new recipe is as exciting as a blind date. A new ingredient, heaven help… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The world looks a totally different place after two wins. I can even enjoy watching Blind Date or laugh at Noel's House Party. — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people follow me without starring anything I feel like I've been pulled into some weird blind date and they'll end up hating me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mother sets you up blind dates? With guys like that?" The corners of his mouth twitched. "She doesn't like you very much, does… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
People would always try and set me up, which was awkward. You can't set me up on a blind date because she will automatically… — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
For the piano and me it is always a blind date! I meet different pianos every single day. I can't take my piano with… — Hiromi Copy Share Image
Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
