Death Quote by Stephanie McAfee

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”

— Jody Gehrman

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Oh, hell." He landed beside me, soft-footed on the pine needles. "This is beginning to have all the elements of a farce, isn't it?…

— Mary Stewart

“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.”

— Suzanne Wright