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“He stood and he only had one leg. The other was like a chunk of burnt pine-log he was carrying along as a penance…

— Ray Bradbury

“I could have reached him in three quick strides and slipped my blade into his spine before he had the chance to fart.”

— Oliver Bowden

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy…

— Kingsley Amis

“You want us to go in there---seriously?" He stared at the cave. "It smells like death. Horrible, farty death.”

— Andrea Cremer

“I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don’t squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these…

— Stephanie McAfee

“He ran barefoot across the springy floor of the pine forest; he was dancing with the earth.”

— Richard Weihe

“Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”

— Mark Twain

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“If everybody would leave him alone for just a little while, he thought, he wouldn't cause anybody any more trouble. He would turn to…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Not taking his eyes away from mine, he slowly undid his trousers and unleashed the monster that lay within. My body tingled at the…

— Gideon Rathbone

“... this imminent danger seemed to take bodily shape, and I could almost fancy that I saw this most loathsome and dangerous of all…

— Arthur Conan Doyle