Charles E. McKenzie

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

— Charles E. McKenzie

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Free advice is often overpriced.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

— Charles E. McKenzie

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

— Charles E. McKenzie

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one…

— Charles E. McKenzie

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

— Charles E. McKenzie

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

— Charles E. McKenzie

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

— Charles E. McKenzie

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

— Charles E. McKenzie