Business Quote by John Mortimer

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

— John Mortimer

“Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after you’ve had diarrhea                                                                           Author – Unknown”

— Bianca Ku

The farce is finished. I go to seek a vast perhaps.

— Francois Rabelais

Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.

— Jack Vance

“It smells odd,” Fermín remarked. “Like a rancid fart, from a councilman or a lawyer.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

I know that there is not in the world a more subtle poison than that which is extracted from and administered by books.

— Charlotte Dacre

It's become absolutely horrible the way the people with the money decide they can fart in the kitchen.

— Steven Soderbergh

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

— Nikhil Saluja

“the pernicious spread of raw food continues, and its prodigiously farting adherents continue to multiply. They must be stopped.”

— Anthony Bourdain

Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way.

— Nikhil Saluja

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

— Karl Pilkington

Harriet Jones: When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't smell like a fart, pardon the word, it's like something else. What…

— Russell T Davies