Checks Quote by John Mortimer

Why was it that the instant you sent someone a check, no matter how worthy the organization, the first thing they did was ask…

— Dana Stabenow

“Before you tell people to check you out with hopes that they will write a check to you for your services… Check yourself. Check…

— Loren Weisman

With all due respect to UPS - it's a fine company - nobody cares about logistics. They care about that package arriving at their…

— Frank Luntz

They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.

— Joseph D. Early

Unfortunately, the current generation of mail programs do not have checkers to see if the sender knows what he is talking about.

— Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Many scammers are only using personal checks for payment because they can take the money and run.

— Matthew Lesko

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

— Anonymous

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

— Cathy Ladman

I mean, if you think about - if you think about it, UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? No, they are. It's…

— Barack Obama

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.

— Dana Gould

Now when I get paid, my checks be lookin' like phone numbers

— Wiz Khalifa

Checkers is for tramps

— Paul Morphy