Checkers Quote by Andrew S. Tanenbaum

I've never sent an email to anybody. I believe in keeping the postman in work.

— Dennis Skinner

If you think about what the Postal Service fundamentally does, those guys are trained to get mail and sort mail - there's trust verification.

— Shiva Ayyadurai

Could you double-check the envelope?

— Martin Scorsese

You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else's mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair game for…

— Anonymous

I've given up email. Well, almost. At the weekend I set up one of those auto-reply messages, informing my correspondents that I would no…

— Tom Hodgkinson

E-mail importance is defined by the receiver, not the sender.

— Chris Alexander

Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that you have…

— John Mortimer

Love lies in those unsent drafts in your mailbox. Sometimes you wonder whether things would have been different if you'd clicked 'Send'.

— Faraaz Kazi

In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.

— John Dobbin

Things always work out if you don't send that e-mail. That's another great life lesson: I've sent enough e-mails of just "f - k…

— John Feldmann

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

— Randy Newman

Gentlemen don't read each other's mail.

— Henry L. Stimson