Saying yes Quote by Jody Gehrman

“This was gonna go over like a fart in church.”

— Jennifer L. Hart

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“For you, anything.” And as I did as I was instructed, I realized it was no different than playing a wind instrument. There were…

— David Sedaris

“I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don’t squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these…

— Stephanie McAfee

“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”

— James Patterson

“Good gods, can we stop arguing and just, I don’t know, make out?”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.”

— Gemma Halliday

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Well, don’t fart or you’ll scare the deer,” he continued seriously. “They have very sensitive noses and ears.”

— Jack Gantos