Childrens-books Quote by David Chuka Download Open image ““Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.”” — David Chuka ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Childrens-books Humor Jokes Life Monsters
“If I'm a monster then I want to be a real monster. I'll become a monster and explode.” — Kenzaburō Ōe Copy Share Image
“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.” — Bhawna Kak Copy Share Image
“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“That dragon queen’s got the real item, the kind that don’t break and run when you fart in their general direction.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Not everyone will like what you write but there's a certain group who'll love what you write. Keep WRITING for them.” — David Chuka Copy Share Image
“The writer whose words are going to be read by children has a heavy responsibility. And yet, despite the undeniable fact that the children’s… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“If a fairy makes a wish to leave the fairy cave, she must return to the cave every year and always on her birthday… — Caz Greenham Copy Share Image
“Solomon breathed a sigh of relief ever so slightly, thankful that the cricket had not been eaten. Not that he was concerned for the… — Michael Delaware Copy Share Image
“What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The words spoken over our lives from childhood manifest into the adults we become” — Vese Aghoghovbia Aladewolu Copy Share Image
“Do you know how you can tell a professional writer from an amateur?" "No." "An amateur worries about the work before starting. A professional… — Avi Copy Share Image
“Sometimes humans just don't listen, they ‘take’ to fill a space that’s missin’! Deetkatu, See the Little People…An Enchanting Adventure” — Chris DiSano Davenport Copy Share Image
“We've never had kings in Wadingburn, and I don't intend for us to start now.” — Vivian French Copy Share Image
