Michael Monroe

Don't stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

— Michael Monroe

“That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.”

— Michael Monroe

A leader's first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.

— Michael Monroe

“He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.”

— Michael Monroe

“Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.”

— Michael Monroe

“It was one of those dreams from which she woke up depressed about her reality, filled with a longing that pulled at…

— Michael Monroe

“The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one…

— Michael Monroe

Hanoi Rocks was our baby and we were the core and we started the band. All those years that went to waste…

— Michael Monroe

As far as I know, there's nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn't care if he lives or dies.

— Michael Monroe

You shouldn't say mean things to people before they kill you. It's being a sore loser.

— Michael Monroe

“That’s what you people do, isn’t it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.”

— Michael Monroe

You'll find a way. You'll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can't, you'll have friends who will.

— Michael Monroe

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

— Michael Monroe

“Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.”

— Michael Monroe

There's a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

— Michael Monroe

“We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.”

— Michael Monroe

“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes…

— Michael Monroe

People didn't love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what's best for it. You…

— Michael Monroe

“Money is a tool we use to reach certain ends. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s hard to come by, though, so when…

— Michael Monroe

“Well, for one, you walk around like you’re so much better than everyone else. We’re all a bunch of soulless animals or…

— Michael Monroe

“If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that.…

— Michael Monroe

“Humans have been doin’ awful things to each other throughout history. Humanity’s not as great as you make it out to be.…

— Michael Monroe

We need to keep government small, but we also need to keep the influence of big business small, and we need to…

— Michael Monroe

“Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their…

— Michael Monroe

“Everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants. Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, atheitsts, and every other religion. People can…

— Michael Monroe

“Our world must be hell, then. It must be the hell of some other place where all of us committed atrocious sins…

— Michael Monroe

We don't want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

— Michael Monroe

“Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.”

— Michael Monroe