Quote by Riley Freeman Download Open image “When I see piss coming, I move.” — Riley Freeman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm that, sometimes I'm this but the flow stay nastier than hallway piss. — Styles P Copy Share Image
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Granddad....He beat you like a pinata! Hey...We can rent Granddad out for Mexican Birthday parties. We can call him....Senior Pinata! Hola, Senior Pinata! — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
That how it starts, you know. Takin' bitches out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
Gay? ha ha, what is you, crazy? gay... haha...What I had said was them dudes knocked me upside my head, and I DREAMED Gangstalicious… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
You supposed to be in charge. You supposed to the leader. Lead us to some breakfast then nigga! — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
So this is the message you wanna send to the young youth out here like myself thats tryna do the right thing and not… — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
The police. Thank god for the.... I mean... who snitch!? Who called the popo — Riley Freeman Copy Share Image
