Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I could only read the word because of the discoloration on the wall from the accumulation of grime over time around the edges of the letters that were once hanging there, contrasted with the cleanliness and freshness of the spot underneath where all the letters hung making it seem as if the letters were formed now by an outline of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Back in my days ,bathrooms were used for taking a sh!t ,not for taking pictures..! — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
