Bathroom Quote by Lamorne Morris

I put urinals in all my houses. They save marriages.

— Corey Harrison

Farrell's Bar in Brooklyn had urinals so large they looked like shower stalls for Toulouse-Lautrec.

— Joe Flaherty

The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud as he…

— Ken Kesey

“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“If you're a guy, I'm sure you already know that their most famous product is that litle plastic stariner at the bototm of urinals,…

— Neal Shusterman

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window…

— Niall Horan

Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

— Sinead Burke

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said…

— Tom Hanks

I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,…

— Anonymous

Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to…

— Sharon Olds

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly