““I could only read the word because of the discoloration on the wall from the accumulation of grime over time around the edges of the letters that were once hanging there, contrasted with the cleanliness and freshness of the spot underneath where all the letters hung making it seem as if the letters were formed now by an outline of dirt. The letters spelled out the word “Restrooms.” I don’t know where the sign went, or the restrooms, but my first thought was, “Oh, cool! Invisible bathrooms!” I peed in the bushes outside the building.””
![“The only slight disconcertance being that in the middle of looking at a paintings [in the Museum of Modern Art] she always found herself desperately needing to take a pee. And grandmother's voice in her ear. 'My dear, if you really have to, only clean, very clean rest rooms will do.” quote by J.P. Donleavy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8d3/j-p-donleavy-28601_modern-art_the-only-slight-disconcertance-being-tha_3141206.jpg)
