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“I'm up there trying to do my Chore. I've got the men's bathroom. There's something... Pat there's something in the toilet up there. That…

— David Foster Wallace

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.

— Rick Riordan

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“I could only read the word because of the discoloration on the wall from the accumulation of grime over time around the edges of…

— Jarod Kintz

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

— Megan Fox

“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the…

— Kelby Losack

Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..

— Anonymous

There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels.

— Ayelet Waldman

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes…

— Carlos Mencia